We tried making friends but were roasted instead. We always wanted a pet. Gir and I went to a zoo to find a pig and steal it. Gir and I knew that this was our companion. Gir and I opened the gate and entered the cage…

“My name is Pablito, y tengo mucho harambe quiero a sandwich.” said Gir. He was in his Mexican disguise. He was hurried by his friend Uzi. He was going on a trip to the woods with Uzi. Pablito bought one battery thinking it was a flashlight. He also had…